We've been reading The Bible Story books to our kids for worships. They were all wide-eyed last week at a story about Nadab and Abihu drinking and taking profane fire into the sanctuary, and being devoured by fire themselves as a result.
"Mommy," Seth whispered in my ear solemnly after worship, "when I get big, I will never drink alcohol!"
"I'm so glad to hear that, Buddy!"
Skyler pulled me close so he could whisper in my ear too. "Mommy," he pledged with equal solemnity, "when I get big, I will mawwy you."