"I don't like being bossed around," Anaya grumbled today. "Why do we always have to obey you?"
"Because the Bible says so," I explained for the bazillionth time. "It says, 'Children, obey your..."
"...parents in the Lord," Anaya growled. "But I wish it didn't. I wish it said, 'Parents, obey your children in the Lord.'"