Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Another verse from the Revised Substandard Perversion

"I don't like being bossed around," Anaya grumbled today. "Why do we always have to obey you?"

"Because the Bible says so," I explained for the bazillionth time. "It says, 'Children, obey your..."

"...parents in the Lord," Anaya growled. "But I wish it didn't. I wish it said, 'Parents, obey your children in the Lord.'"

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